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Friday, December 27, 2019

Jonathan Livingston Seagull (1973)

An American drama directed by Hall Bartlett, starring Hal Holbrook and Philip Ahn.
A seagull wants to fly faster than the rest of the flock. They banish him for doing so and he meets other seagulls.
Total crap. This is one of the most boring films I have ever suffered through. The video looked like all B-roll and the voice-over was all whispered. If you want to know how to make me hate a movie, take this as an example. Critics hated it for good reason and Roger Ebert walked out of a theater because of it. Not even Plan 9 from Outer Space or Santa Claus Conquers the Martians can eject Ebert from a theater! My main complaint is that it was just so fucking boring. I'm done and rate it shit. DO NOT WATCH!

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