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Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Hitman (2007)


An action film directed by Xavier Gens, based on the video game.
An assassin saves the woman who he is supposed to kill. He then becomes the center of a political plot in Russia involving Interpol.
This was just another action flick. Design meeting transcript:
designer 1: "Guns!"
designer 2: "Yes! Lots!"
designer 3: "You know what goes good with guns, right? Chase scenes!"
boss: "Sounds like we've got our next blockbuster here!"
I've seen this stuff before. Everything looks "Hollywood perfect" and the camera-work looks like the camera men all overdosed on amphetamines. Sell it to someone else, because I sure as hell didn't pay for it. I'm rating this o.k. because chameleons are envious of it's powers of blending in.

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