An American horror comedy written and directed by Steven Ayromlooi, starring Warwick Davis.
A group of ghetto-ass hood-rat niggers find the leprechaun's gold and spend it on foolish purchases. He comes after them to get his gold back.
This is the second worst leprechaun film, following the one without Warwick Davis. The plot was threadbare and absurd. There was too much darkie drama and not enough leprechaun. The stereotypical characters hurt the film in this case. I watched the "hood" leprechaun films right in a row like tearing off a band-aid or drinking Robitussin, just to get them over with. I'm glad that's done. There was a good special effect when the leprechaun tore off the cop's leg. Yes, the leprechaun smokes a bong (picture). Overall, a piece of crap. I rate this bad. DO NOT WATCH!
In ancient Egyptian mythology, a dead person's soul would be weighed against the feather of truth in a ritual called a psychostasy. If their soul was lighter than the feather, it would ascend into the afterlife. Heavy souls were devoured by Maat, eater of the dead. Good films go to hard drive heaven while the recycle bin eats the rest.
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Showing posts with label warwick davis. Show all posts
Sunday, August 7, 2016
Leprechaun: In the Hood (2000)
An American horror comedy directed by Rob Spera, starring Warwick Davis and Ice-T.
A pimp steals the leprechaun's gold flute, which grants him power over people. Years later, a young rap group steals all of the leprechaun's gold from him and sets the leprechaun free. Caught between an angry pimp and a greedy leprechaun, they try to save their lives and win a rap competition.
This was actually not bad. I know it sounds like a disaster, but I thought it was funny. The stereotypical characters kind of worked for the premise. I think it was cool that they included a Chinese shopkeeper to round out the ghetto cast. The leprechaun smoking a joint with Ice-T scene was interesting. His rap at the end could have been skipped, but I was expecting it from the beginning. You know, leprechaun limericks rhyme, rap rhymes... It's just natural that they did it. There was an ungodly amount of cross-dressing involved. From the drag queen to sneaking into the leprechaun's hideout, too many dudes looking like ladies. Overall, not as bad as it seems. I rate this adequate.
A pimp steals the leprechaun's gold flute, which grants him power over people. Years later, a young rap group steals all of the leprechaun's gold from him and sets the leprechaun free. Caught between an angry pimp and a greedy leprechaun, they try to save their lives and win a rap competition.
This was actually not bad. I know it sounds like a disaster, but I thought it was funny. The stereotypical characters kind of worked for the premise. I think it was cool that they included a Chinese shopkeeper to round out the ghetto cast. The leprechaun smoking a joint with Ice-T scene was interesting. His rap at the end could have been skipped, but I was expecting it from the beginning. You know, leprechaun limericks rhyme, rap rhymes... It's just natural that they did it. There was an ungodly amount of cross-dressing involved. From the drag queen to sneaking into the leprechaun's hideout, too many dudes looking like ladies. Overall, not as bad as it seems. I rate this adequate.
Labels:
2000,
american,
comedy,
horror,
ice t,
leprechaun in the hood,
rob spera,
warwick davis
Wednesday, August 3, 2016
Leprechaun (1993)
An American horror comedy written and directed by Mark Jones, starring Warwick Davis, Ken Olandt and Mark Holton.
An old man traps the leprechaun in a box in his basement. Years later, a father and daughter move into the house. They befriend the painting team and accidentally let the leprechaun out.
The original Leprechaun film. Obviously, one of the better ones. It reeks of Full Moon. The theme music, camera-work, editing and credits font all reminded me of Puppet Master and Subspecies. I really like the leprechaun as a comedic villain with limericks and clever puns. The painting team was cast excellently. They really fit their roles. Overall, major points for seeming like Full Moon. I rate this good.
An old man traps the leprechaun in a box in his basement. Years later, a father and daughter move into the house. They befriend the painting team and accidentally let the leprechaun out.
The original Leprechaun film. Obviously, one of the better ones. It reeks of Full Moon. The theme music, camera-work, editing and credits font all reminded me of Puppet Master and Subspecies. I really like the leprechaun as a comedic villain with limericks and clever puns. The painting team was cast excellently. They really fit their roles. Overall, major points for seeming like Full Moon. I rate this good.
Labels:
1993,
american,
comedy,
horror,
ken olandt,
leprechaun,
mark holton,
mark jones,
warwick davis
Saturday, July 30, 2016
Leprechaun 4: In Space (1997)
An American science fiction comedy directed by Brian Trenchard-Smith, starring Warwick Davis.
The leprechaun successfully courts an alien princess because she is a gold digger. Unfortunately for them, space military show up and blast the leprechaun to bits. When one of the mercenaries pees on the corpse, leprechaun magic goes up his dick. He later has an erection and the leprechaun springs out of it. The military boss is a cyborg and wants the blood of the princess to make a new body for himself, but everything turns to chaos when the leprechaun is loose on their ship.
Cheesy. The bad acting is the first thing that comes to mind, followed by the overly convoluted plot. The camera-work was actually quite good. The special effects were unconvincing and prolific. We did have some Female Anatomy Points from the princess though (picture). Did I mention how much I hate constant underexposure? Anything with "in space" in the title is bound to be a craphole flick. Overall, it is best to watch the first three Leprechaun films and leave the rest alone. I rate this poor.
The leprechaun successfully courts an alien princess because she is a gold digger. Unfortunately for them, space military show up and blast the leprechaun to bits. When one of the mercenaries pees on the corpse, leprechaun magic goes up his dick. He later has an erection and the leprechaun springs out of it. The military boss is a cyborg and wants the blood of the princess to make a new body for himself, but everything turns to chaos when the leprechaun is loose on their ship.
Cheesy. The bad acting is the first thing that comes to mind, followed by the overly convoluted plot. The camera-work was actually quite good. The special effects were unconvincing and prolific. We did have some Female Anatomy Points from the princess though (picture). Did I mention how much I hate constant underexposure? Anything with "in space" in the title is bound to be a craphole flick. Overall, it is best to watch the first three Leprechaun films and leave the rest alone. I rate this poor.
Thursday, July 14, 2016
Leprechaun 3 (1995)
An American horror comedy directed by Brian Trenchard-Smith, starring Warwick Davis and Caroline Williams.
The leprechaun is sold to a pawn shop in Las Vegas. A wayward teen who is in love with a magician's assistant accidentally finds one of his gold shillings that gets passed around frequently among people at the casino where she works.
This is my favorite Leprechaun movie! This one features the most limericks and best special effects. My favorite limerick is "Ahhh... lovely golden palaces completely full of riches. I'll rip 'em off and rob 'em blind, those dirty sons of bitches". My favorite special effect is the aging woman who has wished herself beautiful being perverted by the leprechaun. This is one of those films that I watched as a kid and has sentimental value. I rate it awesome. Watch it!
The leprechaun is sold to a pawn shop in Las Vegas. A wayward teen who is in love with a magician's assistant accidentally finds one of his gold shillings that gets passed around frequently among people at the casino where she works.
This is my favorite Leprechaun movie! This one features the most limericks and best special effects. My favorite limerick is "Ahhh... lovely golden palaces completely full of riches. I'll rip 'em off and rob 'em blind, those dirty sons of bitches". My favorite special effect is the aging woman who has wished herself beautiful being perverted by the leprechaun. This is one of those films that I watched as a kid and has sentimental value. I rate it awesome. Watch it!
Leprechaun 2 A.K.A. One Wedding and Lots of Funerals (1994)
An American comedy horror directed by Rodman Flender, starring Warwick Davis.
The leprechaun has chosen a descendant of his original chosen bride to wed. Her boyfriend and his drunken boss try to defeat the leprechaun and save the girlfriend.
This was alright. I watched all of these when I was younger with my sister. The leprechaun's humor is always good, like Freddy's in Freddy's Dead (1991). The special effects were actually decent. It was mostly creative editing, but used in a very appropriate way. The drinking game was my favorite part. The drunken boss orders what the bartender gives him when he is too drunk: soda and water, while the leprechaun is drinking whiskey. To tell you the truth, I watched this because I'm looking for the one with the casino setting. Overall, a decent comedy horror that goes well with the rest of the set. I rate this good.
The leprechaun has chosen a descendant of his original chosen bride to wed. Her boyfriend and his drunken boss try to defeat the leprechaun and save the girlfriend.
This was alright. I watched all of these when I was younger with my sister. The leprechaun's humor is always good, like Freddy's in Freddy's Dead (1991). The special effects were actually decent. It was mostly creative editing, but used in a very appropriate way. The drinking game was my favorite part. The drunken boss orders what the bartender gives him when he is too drunk: soda and water, while the leprechaun is drinking whiskey. To tell you the truth, I watched this because I'm looking for the one with the casino setting. Overall, a decent comedy horror that goes well with the rest of the set. I rate this good.
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