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Showing posts with label brian trenchard smith. Show all posts
Showing posts with label brian trenchard smith. Show all posts

Saturday, July 30, 2016

Leprechaun 4: In Space (1997)

An American science fiction comedy directed by Brian Trenchard-Smith, starring Warwick Davis.
The leprechaun successfully courts an alien princess because she is a gold digger. Unfortunately for them, space military show up and blast the leprechaun to bits. When one of the mercenaries pees on the corpse, leprechaun magic goes up his dick. He later has an erection and the leprechaun springs out of it. The military boss is a cyborg and wants the blood of the princess to make a new body for himself, but everything turns to chaos when the leprechaun is loose on their ship.
Cheesy. The bad acting is the first thing that comes to mind, followed by the overly convoluted plot. The camera-work was actually quite good. The special effects were unconvincing and prolific. We did have some Female Anatomy Points from the princess though (picture). Did I mention how much I hate constant underexposure? Anything with "in space" in the title is bound to be a craphole flick. Overall, it is best to watch the first three Leprechaun films and leave the rest alone. I rate this poor.

Thursday, July 14, 2016

Leprechaun 3 (1995)

An American horror comedy directed by Brian Trenchard-Smith, starring Warwick Davis and Caroline Williams.
The leprechaun is sold to a pawn shop in Las Vegas. A wayward teen who is in love with a magician's assistant accidentally finds one of his gold shillings that gets passed around frequently among people at the casino where she works.
This is my favorite Leprechaun movie! This one features the most limericks and best special effects. My favorite limerick is "Ahhh... lovely golden palaces completely full of riches. I'll rip 'em off and rob 'em blind, those dirty sons of bitches". My favorite special effect is the aging woman who has wished herself beautiful being perverted by the leprechaun. This is one of those films that I watched as a kid and has sentimental value. I rate it awesome. Watch it!

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

BMX Bandits (1983)


An action film directed by Brian Trenchard-Smith.
A group of BMX riders finds walkie-talkies hidden by bank robbers. They sell some to repair their bicycles and are chased by the criminals for the remaining ones, which they use to communicate to catch the robbers.
The audio and video show their age.
check out: I don't think Nicole Kidman can do THAT!
For BMX nostalgia, it doesn't get much better than this. They've got all the 80s paraphernalia like mags and pad-sets (the same color as their mags). Some of the stunts were good, but most of them show their age like this film. Did I mention that the plot sucks? I'm rating it o.k. because of the BMX bikes.