A German Canadian American action horror directed by Uwe Boll, starring Clint Howard and Jürgen Prochnow.
Young people go to an island where a party was happening, but it has been disrupted by zombies. The outlaws who gave them a boat ride there and the cops chasing the outlaws are also drawn into the events.
I never want to see another slow motion bullet or fight move with the camera circling around what is depicted. Sadly, I will see these things again. I will also again regret watching a film based on a video game. This seemed like a 1980s campy horror flick done with 2000s technology. That is a very bad thing. At least in the '80s it seemed genuine. By 2003, characters should know to avoid blue smoke and fog at any cost. We also all know that jumping while shooting makes the bullets do more damage. I am so tired of writing about crappy movies when nobody reads it. I rate this bad. Really, don't watch it.
On a lighter note, I found an alphabetical list claiming to be every film ever made with title and year. Since I had been working on making a "movies to watch" list for so long and it has gone in so many directions that I no longer care what is on it, that is what I shall be using.
A war film directed by Uwe Boll.A group of American soldiers in Vietnam enter the underground tunnels in an effort to kill Vietnamese soldiers. The group falls apart as soldiers die and the survivors are left alone among the Vietnamese tunnel soldiers.The opening song was interesting and most of the movie felt like it was a beginning to something longer. I was surprised that it ended when it did as I was expecting more. There were some gruesome scenes of mutilation and some general combat scenes. The characters were not developed and the plot was thread-bare. I'm rating it as o.k. because I think it could have been a lot better.
A thriller directed by Uwe Boll.A young man decides that most of the town he lives in needs to die. He blows up the police station, robs a bank, kills innocent people and blames it all on a friend.the audio was low, but the video was good.This was pretty cool. Despite the eugenics overtones, there was plenty of action. The camera work was shitty, but what do you expect from a new movie? I'm rating it good because it was interesting. The idea of some guy going out and killing everyone he sees can't be boring.
a science fiction directed by uwe boll
a detective is investigating a case involving the 20 children from the orphanage that he is from and the ancient native american civilization that left artifacts all over the world.
the overall quality was terrible. I wouldn't be surprised if I found out that I had just watched a "screener". the video was choppy and blurry. the audio was loud and distorted.
I don't mind christian slater, but this movie was bad. it was 80s sequel bad. I like cheesy things, but this was too cheesy. Christian Slater's narration was on the heavy side and I saw the sex scene coming a mile away. What really made me laugh was when the end credits started and I heard Nightwish playing "I Wish I Had an Angel". there are much better things to watch, so don't watch this.
