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Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Severed Ways (2009)


A historical drama directed by and starring Tony Stone.
2 vikings are left for dead when their raiding party retreats. They become lost in a strange new land and try not to get killed by the Native Americans.
The audio was extremely appropriate and the video was awesome.
check out: Taking a massive viking shit. Wikipedia calls this "un-simulated defecation".
When you put good viking metal and some Burzum in a viking movie, it's a match made in Valhalla! Throw in some slaughtering of Christians, a real viking funeral pyre and a scene in which one of the vikings gets raped by a Native American woman (as soon as he wakes up from eating poison berries) and You're looking at one of the best films of the year. This is for true Nordic warriors with extremely long attention spans.

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