Psychostasy of the Film: Ninja The Protector (1986)

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Ninja The Protector (1986)

A Chinese kung fu film directed by Godfrey Ho.
Standard Godfrey Ho story: cops looking for criminal ninjas.
What a worthless film! At least it was only an hour and 7 minutes long. Crappy plot, crappy characters, lame-ass action scenes. you get the idea. Don't watch it. I'm rating it bad.

Current Review Process

I have tried many review methods in the past. It started out very simple and gained a "check out" paragraph which was discontinued. Some New World Order conspiracy theory was mentioned at points and will continue when appropriate. I added my comments on "new Hollywood too perfect" video and overly dynamic audio as well as FAP (female anatomy points) and nudity images. When I finished college, it got really dorky by examining each film element and comparing other critics' ratings.

I currently try to write something that distinguishes this film from others. How do you know that you are watching this exact movie and would I recommend it? If my short research turns up something interesting, I at least mention it and if the film deals with moral or ethical issues, I may discuss that.

Rating system:

Best

Awesome

Good

Adequate

O.K.

Tolerable

Poor

Bad

Shit

I will try to keep this explanation updated