In ancient Egyptian mythology, a dead person's soul would be weighed against the feather of truth in a ritual called a psychostasy. If their soul was lighter than the feather, it would ascend into the afterlife. Heavy souls were devoured by Maat, eater of the dead. Good films go to hard drive heaven while the recycle bin eats the rest.
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Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Kunoichi Lady Ninja (2000)
A kung fu by an unknown director. Seriously, I couldn't find that information.
Nuns at a convent are threatened by a gang of samurai and have to awaken their hidden ninja powers.
The video was terrible, but the audio featured some great Japanese power metal during the credits.
check out: The ninja skills based on female anatomy.
You want blood spray? Got it!
Cheesy special effects? Got it!
Good fight scenes? You'll have to look somewhere else for that one...
This is a little bit like "BMX Bandits" in that if the special interest section of the film wasn't so damn good, it would get a shitty review. For those who like cheesy kung fu and "Shogun Assassin" (not saying that's cheesy by the way), definitely worth watching, but not quite good.
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