An American comedy directed by Jason Friedberg, starring Carmen Electra and Tony Cox.
A young man has an apocalyptic dream and then disaster strikes the city during his birthday party. He goes to save his girlfriend with the help of some other people at the party.
This plot summary is only vaguely accurate. The film seemed more like a series of sketches and vignettes than a continuous story. There were a few moments which made me laugh, but it was generally a pile of crap. I thought Amy Winehouse, Flavor Flav, the sewer princess and Michael Jackson were funny. It should be obvious that the writing for this was total trash. The acting was not much better. Special effects looked more amateurish than if they had all been done in 1973. Editing was too fast. I could go on listing every film element because it all sucked. This was also almost a musical. There were lots of songs with singing and dancing... I rate it bad because at least it made me laugh a few times. Don't watch it.
In ancient Egyptian mythology, a dead person's soul would be weighed against the feather of truth in a ritual called a psychostasy. If their soul was lighter than the feather, it would ascend into the afterlife. Heavy souls were devoured by Maat, eater of the dead. Good films go to hard drive heaven while the recycle bin eats the rest.
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Friday, December 13, 2019
Dirty Love (2005)
An American romantic comedy directed by John Mallory Asher, written by and starring Jenny McCarthy, also starring Carmen Electra and Victor Webster.
A woman breaks up with her boyfriend and he destroys her belongings. She tries to find a new boyfriend, but has trouble doing so.
Trashy. Hokey and cheesy are too good for this scum. I could tell it was written by a woman whose career started with Playboy photos. Vapid is another good word for it. The plot was simplistic and the characters were some of the shallowest I've seen in any film. I get that love and relationships are an important part of life in this world and that life would not exist without them, but so many crappy movies are made about the subject. There are many people who think they absolutely need to be in a romantic relationship, as if their survival depends upon it. Animals can work and reproduce. Humans need to do a little more to differentiate themselves from dumb beasts. This movie did not help that cause. I guess if I want views, Jenny McCarthy needs to be like this (image). She's not even that pretty. Sure, she has tits, but I think she's a "butter-face". I rate this bad. Don't watch it.
A woman breaks up with her boyfriend and he destroys her belongings. She tries to find a new boyfriend, but has trouble doing so.
Trashy. Hokey and cheesy are too good for this scum. I could tell it was written by a woman whose career started with Playboy photos. Vapid is another good word for it. The plot was simplistic and the characters were some of the shallowest I've seen in any film. I get that love and relationships are an important part of life in this world and that life would not exist without them, but so many crappy movies are made about the subject. There are many people who think they absolutely need to be in a romantic relationship, as if their survival depends upon it. Animals can work and reproduce. Humans need to do a little more to differentiate themselves from dumb beasts. This movie did not help that cause. I guess if I want views, Jenny McCarthy needs to be like this (image). She's not even that pretty. Sure, she has tits, but I think she's a "butter-face". I rate this bad. Don't watch it.
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