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Showing posts with label ben hur. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ben hur. Show all posts

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Ben (1972)


A horror directed by Phil Karlson.
A boy adopts the leader of the trained rats from Willard. The police work on tracking down the source of the rats and eliminating them.
The audio content and quality were horrible.
check out: The dialogue of the young couple when Danny enters the sewer.
Animals WERE harmed in the making of this film. The rats sounds included in this film are only made by rats when they are in danger or fighting and I have a sneaking suspicion that what caused the rats to squeak was the boy's awful songs. The only good part of this film was the rat swarm, but that doesn't save it from getting a bad review.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Ben-Hur (1959)


A drama directed by William Wyler.
Boring shit happens for hours on end.
The audio and video were not a problem.
check out: The famous chariot race. It's all this film is good for.
I've seen some boring shit before, but none as boring as this shit. I imagine this ranks alongside "Gone with the Wind" on my charts as well as Wikipedia's. Most popular and shittiest. Leave it to Shitkepedia to suggest such a crappy film. I'm shooting it down harder than I've ever shot a film down before. I can't think of a curse word worse than Ben-Hur!