A group of people crash an airplane in a jungle of ill repute in South America. The hero, whom I nicknamed "The Bone Man" must rescue beautiful women from the plane crash, a crazy Vietnam veteran, the dangers of the jungle, an indigenous tribe and an emerald miner.
This was almost so bad that it was good. Generally speaking, there was bad acting, worse special effects, lots of female nudity and no dinosaurs. The Bone Man gets dropped off from a ride on a banana truck with his box of fossils and immediately gets into a bar fight. Once he is in bed, he is visited by the woman whom he was protecting at the bar, sex scene. This woman had some strange looking nipples. They stuck out and were really puckered. Then he walks in on the professor's daughter in the shower. When the plane crashed, I thought "well, at least he packed enough fresh poontang to last the trip". The actual plane crash was accomplished with a model plane into a pond with some small plants. This was supposed to look like crashing into a jungle. The closest thing to a dinosaur were some footprints and the indigenous tribe's shaman, who dressed in a tricerotops mask and "dinosaur-like" gloves. I would recommend watching this with a friend so you can mock it. I rate it poor because it was almost bad enough to be good.
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