A horror by Jamie Blanks.
A couple go out on a boat and get lost near an island. They break into a seemingly deserted house and then the crazy rednecks come home and get angry.
I have to spoil the plot here because it's such a monumental break from the norm. Our heroes escape with only one broken leg and all of the rednecks dead. It's a Hollywood impossibility! The characters and plot are decent (except for a few stupid moves that could have been solved with a hammer). The style and production value are about what I'd expect as well. There's a scene that reminded me of a Cannibal Corpse song called "Hammer Smashed Face". Despite not having obvious flaws, this film did not satisfy some undefined criteria: let's call it "movie magic". I'm rating it adequate.
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